While having a lil light chit chat with a good friend of mine, he sent some funny stuff my way.
A disgruntled I.T dude, as he is, its kinda expected coming form him.
umm..
a bit too gynecological (or obstetric?) perspective of IT, i dare say :D.. but here goes nothing;
I.T. Designations:
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't even know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a guy who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team reckons they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team deems they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS of baby production.
And lastly..
9) Tester is a person who always tells his spouse that this is not the Right baby!
The How's :
>> How a web-design goes straight to hell?
>> How projects really work?
click the below to zoom..
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